DeKalb has got to be the most boring college town I've ever been to. Also, I'm 99% sure that this took place at the Burrito Loco on Lincoln Highway. That dude must have shown up drunk, because I don't think Burrito Loco (or whatever it's called now) serves alcohol. » 3/23/15 10:08pm Monday 10:08pm

I'm 36 years old, I've never owned a flat brim hat, I hate white sunglasses, I've only had Monster once (it damn near gave me a heart attack), and I drive a WRX. The douchebros that drive WRXs give an otherwise awesome car a bad name. » 3/10/15 10:13pm 3/10/15 10:13pm

This is 100% opinion, but aside from the practicality you gain with a wagon, they also just fuckin' look cool. This isn't always the case, but 90% of the time, I think the wagon looks better than its sedan counterpart. The Alfa 159 is perhaps the best example of this that I've seen. The sedan looks nice and all, but… » 2/27/15 4:21pm 2/27/15 4:21pm

I honestly believe that one of the keys to Subaru's recent success is the fact that they've gotten so good at selling cars to people who don't give a shit about cars. People who should be driving Camrys are flocking to Subaru dealerships because they're sold on the "safety" of AWD and the touchy-feely "love" marketing… » 2/27/15 12:39pm 2/27/15 12:39pm